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At the belt ride everyday dad essentials — a black car key fob on a silver carabiner, a ziplock bag of round orange snack puffs, a stainless coffee tumbler with a black lid, and a metallic blue water bottle clipped on — all finished with grey ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePrinted On This Design\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo fixed text or name fields — this is a finished, non-personalized all-over print with every element built into the artwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUgly Sweater Contests \u0026amp; Christmas Party Outfits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOffice Holiday Parties, Secret Santa \u0026amp; White Elephant Gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDads, carpool captains \u0026amp; minivan masters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFamily Christmas Photo Shoots \u0026amp; Matching Group Looks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCasual Festive Wear All Season Long\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eGift Idea\u003c\/b\u003e A hilarious dad-gear gag that actually gets worn. The faux henley, jeans and belt loaded with snacks and gadgets make every carpool hero the hit of the holiday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!--cd-details--\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eAvailable Sizes:\u003c\/b\u003e S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL and 5XL — unisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSize Guide:\u003c\/b\u003e See the adult unisex size chart in the product gallery for exact length, shoulder, half-chest and sleeve measurements in both inches and cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% high-grade polyester with a soft, cotton-like hand feel — lightweight, breathable and comfortably stretchy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePrinting:\u003c\/b\u003e Ultra-vibrant all-over print; every panel is printed, cut and sewn individually so the artwork stays sharp and lines up across the seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eArtwork:\u003c\/b\u003e A dad-gear outfit illusion — grey henley with a four-button placket and a chest pocket of lined index cards; blue sleeves and lower hem in a fair‑isle pattern with white snowflakes, green Christmas trees, red zig‑zag borders and small white dots; printed blue denim jeans with a brown leather belt and silver buckle; waist accessories include a black car key fob on a silver carabiner, a ziplock bag of round orange snack puffs, a stainless coffee tumbler with a black lid and a metallic blue water bottle on a carabiner; finished with grey ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e Unisex relaxed crewneck pullover with long sleeves and ribbed collar, cuffs and hem — flattering on both men and women and easy to layer over a tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCare:\u003c\/b\u003e Machine wash cold inside out with similar colors, tumble dry low or hang to dry, and never iron directly on the print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePersonalization:\u003c\/b\u003e Not available — this is a fixed design with no editable text or name fields\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eNote: Because every sweater is cut and sewn by hand, measurements may vary by up to 1 in (2.5 cm), and colors may look slightly different from one screen to another.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eHow to Use\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose your usual size for a relaxed look, or size up to layer over a tee or thermal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePair with jeans or joggers — the printed belt and denim effect complete the costume vibe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnter ugly sweater contests, office parties and group photo shoots with matching friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBring a travel mug prop to play up the printed tumbler for extra laughs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStore flat or hang in a cool, dry closet between wears to keep the print looking sharp\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eShipping \u0026amp; Returns\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order — see the estimated delivery dates above\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDuring peak seasons (Black Friday, Christmas), production may take a few extra business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCancel or edit your order free within 24 hours of ordering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e45-Day Happiness Guarantee\u003c\/strong\u003e — free replacement or full refund, no return needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"MerryKeep","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":67707809333422,"sku":"SWE26101549","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":67707809366190,"sku":"SWE26101549","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":67707809398958,"sku":"SWE26101549","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":67707809431726,"sku":"SWE26101549","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":67707809464494,"sku":"SWE26101549","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":67707809497262,"sku":"SWE26101549","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":67707809530030,"sku":"SWE26101549","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":67707809562798,"sku":"SWE26101549","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0763\/4390\/2382\/files\/1_a2605a90-2aad-4c28-bcda-610cbd17db31.png?v=1792144949","url":"https:\/\/merrykeep.com\/products\/carpool-dad-gear-ugly-christmas-sweater-funny-holiday-crewneck","provider":"MerryKeep","version":"1.0","type":"link"}