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It reads as a full costume from across the room, yet it wears like a soft, lightweight crewneck you can keep on all evening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePrinted On This Design\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo printed names or editable text — fixed all-over artwork featuring a red-and-yellow life jacket with black straps and buckles; a red canoe with a decorated Christmas tree over blue waves and a snowy mountain backdrop; a lanyard with waterproof phone pouch; a yellow dry bag; and a green thermos with car keys, all over a Fair Isle knit pattern.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUgly Sweater Contests \u0026amp; Christmas Party Outfits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKayakers, Canoers \u0026amp; Paddling Enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOffice Holiday Parties, Secret Santa \u0026amp; White Elephant Gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWinter Cabin Trips \u0026amp; Après‑Paddle Laughs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFamily Christmas Photo Shoots \u0026amp; Matching Group Looks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eGift Idea\u003c\/b\u003e An outdoorsy twist that actually gets worn. Slip a paddler into a life-jacket look with canoe-and-gear details for instant laughs from dock to dance floor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!--cd-details--\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eAvailable Sizes:\u003c\/b\u003e S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL and 5XL — unisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSize Guide:\u003c\/b\u003e See the adult unisex size chart in the product gallery for exact length, shoulder, half-chest and sleeve measurements in both inches and cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% high-grade polyester with a soft, cotton-like hand feel — lightweight, breathable and comfortably stretchy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePrinting:\u003c\/b\u003e Ultra-vibrant all-over print; every panel is printed, cut and sewn individually so the artwork stays sharp and lines up across the seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eArtwork:\u003c\/b\u003e A faux red-and-yellow life jacket with black straps and buckles; a red canoe carrying a decorated Christmas tree over blue waves and snowy mountains; a lanyard with a waterproof phone pouch, a yellow dry bag, and a green thermos with car keys; classic Fair Isle snowflakes and pine trees across the knit-look background\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e Unisex relaxed crewneck pullover with long sleeves and ribbed collar, cuffs and hem — flattering on both men and women and easy to layer over a tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCare:\u003c\/b\u003e Machine wash cold inside out with similar colors, tumble dry low or hang to dry, and never iron directly on the print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDesign:\u003c\/b\u003e Fixed artwork as shown — this style does not include name or text customization\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eNote: Because every sweater is cut and sewn by hand, measurements may vary by up to 1 in (2.5 cm), and colors may look slightly different from one screen to another.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eHow to Use\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePick your usual unisex size; size up if you prefer a roomy fit or to layer over a hoodie\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLayer over a tee or thermal and pair with jeans or joggers for easy party style\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for office parties, family photos, pub crawls and après‑paddle hangouts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash inside out and hang to dry when possible to keep the colors vibrant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eShipping \u0026amp; Returns\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order — see the estimated delivery dates above\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDuring peak seasons (Black Friday, Christmas), production may take a few extra business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCancel or edit your order free within 24 hours of ordering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e45-Day Happiness Guarantee\u003c\/strong\u003e — free replacement or full refund, no return needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"MerryKeep","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":67707233861806,"sku":"SWE26101503","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":67707233894574,"sku":"SWE26101503","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":67707233927342,"sku":"SWE26101503","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":67707233960110,"sku":"SWE26101503","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":67707233992878,"sku":"SWE26101503","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":67707234025646,"sku":"SWE26101503","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":67707234058414,"sku":"SWE26101503","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":67707234091182,"sku":"SWE26101503","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0763\/4390\/2382\/files\/1_c48f8d9e-0c34-432f-b360-5d67a72e50db.png?v=1792138888","url":"https:\/\/merrykeep.com\/products\/kayak-life-jacket-ugly-christmas-sweater-holiday-crewneck","provider":"MerryKeep","version":"1.0","type":"link"}