Trucker Body-Illusion Ugly Christmas Sweater, Holiday Crewneck

Fire up the CB and roll into holiday parties in this trucker body-illusion ugly Christmas sweater. The all-over print lays out a faux long-haul getup: a bare, hairy torso with a belly button and a gold chain bearing a semi-truck pendant; an open blue denim vest with a faux-shearling collar over an unbuttoned red plaid shirt; a red trucker hat with a Christmas tree logo tucked into the waistband; a brown leather belt with a gold buckle showing Santa’s sleigh and reindeer; a stitched-style name patch on the upper left chest; a CB radio microphone with a coiled cord; a candy cane with pine sprigs and holly berries tucked into a vest pocket; and fair-isle sweater bands on the sleeves and bottom hem patterned with pine trees, snowflakes, small hearts and white semi-trucks. It reads as a full costume from across the room, yet it wears like a soft, lightweight crewneck you can keep on all evening.

Printed On This Design
A finished, non-personalized all-over print featuring a hairy torso with semi-truck pendant chain; an open denim vest with faux-shearling collar over a red plaid shirt; a red trucker hat tucked at the waistband; a brown leather belt with a gold Santa’s sleigh buckle; a chest name patch graphic; a CB radio microphone with coiled cord; a candy cane with pine and holly in the pocket; and fair-isle sleeve and hem bands with trees, snowflakes, hearts and white semi-trucks.

Perfect For

• Ugly Sweater Contests & Christmas Party Outfits
• Office Holiday Parties, Secret Santa & White Elephant Gifts
• Family Christmas Photo Shoots & Matching Group Looks
• Truck Drivers, Big Rig & CB Radio Fans
• Gag Gifts for Husbands, Dads & Grandpas

Gift Idea A laugh-out-loud trucking-themed sweater that reads like a full costume. Perfect for truckers, gearheads and anyone who appreciates a cheeky holiday getup.

Product Features

• Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL and 5XL — unisex sizing
• Size Guide: See the adult unisex size chart in the product gallery for exact length, shoulder, half-chest and sleeve measurements in both inches and cm
• Material: 100% high-grade polyester with a soft, cotton-like hand feel — lightweight, breathable and comfortably stretchy
• Printing: Ultra-vibrant all-over print; every panel is printed, cut and sewn individually so the artwork stays sharp and lines up across the seams
• Artwork: A photorealistic body-illusion of a bare, hairy torso with a gold semi-truck pendant; an open blue denim vest with faux-shearling collar over an unbuttoned red plaid shirt; a red trucker hat tucked into the waistband; a brown leather belt with a gold buckle showing Santa’s sleigh and reindeer; a chest name patch graphic; a CB radio microphone with a coiled cord; a candy cane with pine sprigs and holly berries in a vest pocket; and fair-isle sleeve and hem bands with trees, snowflakes, small hearts and white semi-trucks
• Fit: Unisex relaxed crewneck pullover with long sleeves and ribbed collar, cuffs and hem — flattering on both men and women and easy to layer over a tee
• Care: Machine wash cold inside out with similar colors, tumble dry low or hang to dry, and never iron directly on the print

Note: Because every sweater is cut and sewn by hand, measurements may vary by up to 1 in (2.5 cm), and colors may look slightly different from one screen to another.

How to Use

• Choose your usual unisex size for a relaxed fit; size up for an oversized look
• Layer over a tee or thermal for extra warmth and easy on/off at parties
• Pair with jeans or joggers and boots or sneakers for a complete outfit
• Great for group photos — coordinate with friends for matching or themed looks
• Turn inside out before washing to help preserve the vibrant all-over print

Shipping & Returns

• Made to order — see the estimated delivery dates above
• During peak seasons (Black Friday, Christmas), production may take a few extra business days
• Cancel or edit your order free within 24 hours of ordering
• 45-Day Happiness Guarantee — free replacement or full refund, no return needed